How to be kano:

Take one mardi gras mask cut it in half.

Get some cheesy star was belt.

Buy comically large knife.

Shave Beard.

Add fake head to mimic Fatality.

and you get this!

By my parents insurance company. I hit a car awhile ago and filed the accident. upon research they found out that when i got my FIRST EVER SPEEDING TICKET….the lovely officer and state decided to SUSPEND MY LICENSE FOR 15 DAYS!

So when they learned that they decided to drop me completely. so the ticket, the points on my license, and the suspension weren’t enough. Apparently I needed my insurance taken away just so I finally got that speeding is wrong.

So getting free parking at Temple can be really tough at times. You usually have to park many blocks away from campus and run to class. The other day however I found a really decent parking spot not to far from campus. “Great” I thought! So I went to class got educated and came back an hour later to see this.

Guy broke in and stole my audio equipment that I forgot was in there…well thats a few hundred dollars down the drain.

Well last blog I mentioned that I paid Google $100 to promote my video. Turns out it works! got close to 2000 views in one week! now I only have to do this 5 more times for every other episode….i cant wait to be broke!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83CzLQFBMOE

www.mummycop.com

Well the first episode of my show just hit yesterday and so far the feedback has been great! But I need more views. Then I saw the promote button on youtube. It says if I spend $100 to promote it they can estimate I get 2000 views back. Lets hope this works. To help out feel free to watch the first episode of my show on www.Mummycop.com

ANYONE!

For real election season is coming up and some of you young voters may be wondering who you should vote for. Remember there is no right or wrong answer. You should be proud that you have the right to vote and really should exercise it. So wether its Obama or that other loser go out and vote!

Seriously don’t vote this guy.

and I am awesome!

You read that right! Turns out a certain school out there thinks when a 3 year old def child signs his name Hunter his hands resemble weapons too much. Now the school is insisting he change it because it violates their “weapons in School” board policy.

That’s right a 3 year old signing his name is a weapon in school.

http://news.yahoo.com/video#video=30432668

So in true Hollywood unoriginal idea fashion there are remakes in the work for Godzilla and Ninja Turtles. Lets ignore the fact they both movies have already been rebooted and remade.

Hollywood now has decided to release both films on the SAME DAY!So the question now is who will win? Another remake with a CGI lizard…OR a remake with CGI Teen Aged Mutant….I mean….ALIEN Turtles!?

Well as they say “There can be only ONE!” wait that reminds me….oh no…they want to remake Highlander. WITH RYAN REYNOLDS UGGGGGH!