Want To Save Money this New Years Eve?

THEN DONT BUY THOSE STUPID HATS!

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For real every year people spend hundreds and hundreds of dollars on these idiotic party items that end up being trashed the next day. You are literally throwing your money away. plus when did wearing fancy plastic hats become tradition anyway? They make everyone look like idiots! You want a cheap way to dress fun for new years and be relevant to the day itself?thats right just be baby new years and father time. the glory of this is you can reuse the costumes for cupid and santa later on. How Awesome is that!?!?!?!