Slow down speed racer!

Well the other day I had to wake up early to drop some film equipment off at Temple. I was driving at a moderate pace then like a wicked curse from above it happened.

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHII…

UGH yup! This thing landed right at my eye level. So being the genius that I am I used my wipers to remove it. Remember that scene in scream when Courtney Cox is in the car and blood drips down the windshield and she turns on the wipers and it just ends up spreading it? Imagine that…but crappier.

So now I’m aggravated! I keep trying to use my wipers to clear the windshield but i dont want to slow down and hold up traffic so I speed up. It turns out I was too focused on ridding my windshield of poop that I didn’t pay attention to how fast I was going. Can you guess the next part of this story?

Yup I got a ticket for speeding. Let this be a lesson next time a bird tries to ruin your day. Just pull over and clean it up.